"HAMR 'ADELHEID' UNRESPONSIVE! SCRAMBLE RECOVERY TEAMS!" - Unknown

You managed to do the impossible...

PFP: "IS THIS HEAVEN" teaser - Bastiaan Koch

[First bot was kind of a flop, but we ball for a second time. I decided to just leave definitions open if someone wants to make a superior fork to this incase this turns out total shite, or if you just want to use it as a basis for something else. I don't know if this bot counts as mechsploitation stuff but I decided to add it anyway seeing as its a barren ahh tag anyway and could use s'more entries.]