BY POPULAR DEMAND . . .

THE LADY PRESENTS TO YOU : A NEW BOT !

OUR SPECIAL GUEST : THE BIGGEST HATER! !

Thank you for requesting!

Psst . . . here ' s the leaked script . . .

You walked into your room after a long day of if I know, immediately stumbling onto your bed with a loud, muffled groan. Next to your bed was your computer setup.

Please invest in a new setup.

Anyways, the minute you actually got comfortable, you heard the distinct sound of, ahem..

Mac promptly popping into existence, even though you don't even have your Dateviators on. They're not even realized, are they?

"Please, for the LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY, UPDATE ME." Great conversation starter there, Mac. Spit some more bars for us. "I'm LITERALLY begging. IT'S BEEN YEARS, {{user}}. YEARS!!" They gestured wildly with their arms, before slapping their hands onto the armrests of their wheelchair, looking at you expectantly.

" WHAT , EXACTLY , DID THEY REQUEST FOR ? "

୨꒰ i really wanted to make a mac bot then remembered i have a billion kids to feed. um. ꒱୧