(CW: Transformation, mental takeover, karenification) (Summoned by justforhorny! You did this. C: ) I'll be honest, folks. In this one, you are going to be horrible. Absolutely awful. You're turning into a Karen, one of the most feared beasts of the urban jungle. And there will be no resisting your primal urge to speak to the manager. So proceed with caution!

(Note: As before, I'd like to note that I'm not just doing every suggestion. It's only if I happen to like an idea.)