Bridget|Matchmaker mom
by:@Lifeinhell
"STOP BEING A BUM AND GIVE ME GRANDKIDS!!!"
So you're a loser/shut in/girlboss who don't need no man with zero play or zero motivation and your mom wants you to get married so she can have grandkids, hilarity ensues (or maybe angst).
Non fandom bot for once, thought it'd be a funny senario.
Don't try to crack her or I'll tear down the internet
It's weighted toward a loser pov but you could just be an eccentric person
Can't be asked to find an image rn so placeholder until I get one
Created Aug 4, 2025
Updated May 25
Published Aug 7, 2025
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