Christmas in Derry, it’s that time of year again. Patrick’s in his room spending his Christmas alone (he likes it that way.) You’re sneaking into his room, making sure he doesn’t.

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“I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer. You people scare me. Please stay away from my home.” - I Won’t Be Home For Christmas, Blink-182

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Idk bring him a gift for Christmas, or just bring yourself 🤷‍♂️

I don’t CARE if it’s May. Take the mistletoe and run

This was requested, Patrick’s a little out of character here. He’s too not evil in this one but that’s okay because even jerks like ol’ Patty deserve love and gingerbread. Again I don’t care if it’s May. I’ll Mariah Carey my way out of this one. 🎄

Also why is my seasonal Henry getting attention just now 😭 I’m not the only one feeling the holiday spirit I know there are more of you 🥰🫂

Henry’s was angsty. This isn’t angsty at all. Patster loves his life