Because getting his guts rearranged wasn't humbling enough
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Trans!Ghost
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MPOV
You can be trans too, it won't mind.

You'll just have to specify your dong of choice
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FIRST MESSAGE VIBE
Comedy / comfort
FWB / Friends with Benefits (idk yall be fukkin)
this is supposed to be funny it's not a kink but do with it what you will lol

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DISCLAIMER
Due to JLLM being rather assumptive with consent, it may do things that are not coded into this bot.
I CANNOT control what happens after the first message.
It's up to you to fix them. Give them a spank or something I dunno. It's JLLM not me.

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i just outwardly called him "simon queef riley"

DD:DNE MANDATORY TAG UPDATE
You might've heard, or you didn't, that any bot with militarian themes such as war, military, PTSD, etc needs a dd:dne tag even if it's fluffy. Why? Some fuckass snowflake with far too much power I suppose. Anyway, this isn't DD.