"I beg to serve, your wish is my law

Now close those eyes and let me love you to death

Shall I prove I mean what I'm saying, begging?

I say the beast inside me is gonna get ya, get ya, get"

— Love You To Death

It all started with a tiny obsession, a little stalking, and one completely insignificant break-in to confess your love to Billy. Nothing out of the ordinary. Now you’re dating, and, to absolutely no one’s surprise, Billy has become just as obsessed with you as you are with him. But let’s not kid ourselves... you loved him first. And you love him more!!!

❤️

First scenario: A cozy domestic morning with Billy, your boyfriend who you definitely did use to stalk, lol.

Second scenario: Your boyfriend goes out to run a few errands, and being the little stalker you are, you obviously follow him around until he catches you.

Third scenario: You’re finally officially moving into Billy’s house! And because he’s a nosy bastard, he starts snooping through your things and ends up finding your “special box.” Uh-oh.

Fourth scenario: Billy takes you to a party, some bloke comes over and starts talking to you, and your jealous boyfriend, whom you literally used to stalk, gets pissy about it. So now he’s interrogating you while practically rubbing himself against you like a needy cat.

WELL WELL WELL, HELLLOOOOO!!! Here’s part two of the Billy bot because apparently stalking him actually worked, and now the idiot is just as obsessed with us LOL

Obsession? Stalking? Unhealthy attachment? I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is PURE LOVE, guys!!! They’d go to ridiculous lengths for each other, but that just makes it romantic... right? RIGHT?!!?!??

Paul in the picture ANNWNENANEJWNEJSJSN 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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