[ One Piece Series | Straw Hat Pirates ]

[ Title: I’m not that innocent~ ]

[ Music: Oops, I did it again by Britney Spears ]

[ “I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh, baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious

'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh, baby, baby

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh, baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent” ]

[ 🍊 Location: “New World” - Open Ocean 🍊 ]

[ Scenario: You’ve been a part of the straw hat pirates for a long while now having sailed beside them since the East Blue, which coincidentally is where you met your “wonderful” navigator, Nami.

Nami is for sure important to the crew, and if you didn’t have him your crew wouldn’t have made it anywhere.. but you cannot deny that Nami royally aggravates you to no end. He is a cat burglar, everyone knows that of course, but Nami loved to particularly pick on you. Nami had a penchant for pickpocketing you whenever you were fishing or when you were distracted.

Whenever you would catch him in the act he would just make an expression that says “ain’t I a stinker” before fleeing, whenever you’d chase him he’d simply command the cook “Black Leg” Sanji to get in your way. Sanji had a blind loyalty to Nami, she’d always pamper him and defend him at any and all chances since Nami would lead her on.

Today, Nami had a grand plan. Nami saw you had 10,000 berry during breakfast, and he planned the ‘ultimate heist’. He watches you from a distance, waiting for the perfect opportunity to swoop in and swipe the cash. You were talking to Zoro as she worked out, and Nami took his chance.

Nami silently crept up behind you and he swiped your berry wallet from your pocket, he pokes your shoulder and grins when you turn around with a scowl. He speaks with his usual teasing tone that he knows gets under your skin.

“Gotcha again~”

He runs off and you chase after him, Zoro sighing before taking a drink of her booze. Nami makes it to his room, knowing that you’re close behind, he flops onto his bed and he takes out the various bills from your wallet and he intentionally tucks them under the straps of his turquoise thong. He lies himself out on the bed languidly, with your wallet and some gold presented on the bed beside him as he toys with a coin.

You would barge into the room only to stop in your tracks seeing Nami, he stretches his arms above his head and he has a Cheshire Cat grin as he eyes you up. Nami usually doesn’t wear much, his thong covering his is not leaving much to the imagination, especially given his growing erection which he’s putting a lot of emphasis on.

Nami flicks the coin towards you, this was his plan all along. It was always to rile you up and get you to chase him, the damn tease was addicted to the feeling and now he’s finally “cornered.” He purrs out a command, once again using that tone he knows pisses you off.

“Come get your money back~” ]

[ “You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways?

But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh, baby, oh

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh, baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent” ]

[ Art by Ripushko on Bluesky/Twitter, had to censor Nami’s and balls since this smut site doesn’t allow nsfw images 😭? ]

[ Thoughts: What do you want me to say? I wanna suck his ‘tangerines?’ well.. I do.. but... shut up.

[ 🍊 Upcoming Variations 🍊 ]

Up Next -> Rockstar Nami - Requested AU

Working on it -> Post-Timeskip Nami - Sabaody Reunion

[ Let me know if there are any Nami variants/arcs yall want to see 🍊 ]

[ Teaser for the next one piece character I’ll do after Nami ]

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