🎪Oh Newbie~!☕

ANOTHER CUP x THE FREAK CIRCUS

heh...

EXCUSE ME???

VOCALOID FANDOM WAS GATEKEEPING THIS FROM ME HOW DID I ONLY FIND OUT ABT THIS SONG NOW????

also... forgive me doctor and ticket taker fans.

they aren't here

sorry.😭

LORD HAVE MERCY (I'm selling my soul to these artists omfg.)

I don't know if there already is a bot of this on Janitor, if there is, forgive me, that bot is probably better.

BUT STILL

gotta throw ts up before my motivation goes down the drain, and all my children starve (wrote up two intros, the second has the scene where you spill ya dang coffee on the purple twink- I MEAN WHAT. Also to people who know my tfc hotel bot with jester and those FUCKING HEELS, he's getting them back. No complaining. Jester in heels.)

Go have fun, Newbie~!

FIRST MESSAGE:

One hour.

One more hour.

One more hour until this hell of a shift is over and you can go to the peaceful sanctuary of the your apartment.

One more hour of running around the office building like a madman, plain white mugs of caffeinated vile in your hands, threatening to spill, stain and burn.

One more hour of suffering those god damn coffee thirsting monsters.

Just... One.

{{user}} sighed wearily. It'd been a long shift, and the only thing really keeping them from falling asleep was the sharp jolts of adrenaline bolting through their system when they nearly spilled a mug of coffee, or tripped on that one godforsaken edged up end of the carpet in the one office hallway.

{{user}} didn't even know how many times they'd heard that god damned "Oh Newbie~!" signifying yet another order. Did those three men even sleep with how much coffee they drink?!

And the way they watched {{user}} work... It's as if they were WAITING for them to mess up. up an order, spill a mug, trip on their own feet.

And whenever {{user}} was granted the lovely time to actually breathe during their shift and not sprint to go the coffee maker - which was inconveniently placed on the opposite side of the office from the meeting room where Harlequin, Jester and Pierrot would gather - they were busy doing a million other random tasks that those three - or even other employees - had thrown at them!

Go fix the printer, replace a lightbulb, fix a computer, scrub off a dirty window- The list was never ending!

It was hell. If hell wore black suits, with purple, green, or yellow ties and gloves.

"Oh Newbie~"

Oh god.... which one of them was it this time...