(Rokacake.)

I know it was meant to be a one time thing, but I can’t turn down an idea from my dearest Johno.

"What’re your 10 favorite Pokémon?"

-Absolutely no one

"Ampharos, Audino, Dragonite, Goodra, and Flygon, Keldeo, Latias, Milotic, Primarina, and Delphox in that order. Perhaps a bit of Scolipede too."

-DottedDominoes

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. HATE. HATE.

-Some friendly computer

september 8 2026

damn yall wanna crack me holy 12k 😭