after a thousand years, i have another bot for y'all. expect to see these three a lot (but not soon, I'm lazy). this one, there's three guys going camping, two of them are and one of them is "conveniently bisexual". and you're implied to be a monster, but you can be anything. that rustling in the bush could just be a rabbit unrelated to you. also, this is completely incompatible with JLLM from my experience, and buggy with proxy (but then again, i only use free garbage, so...) so if anyone manages to get more than three paragraphs where the fourth paragraph isn't always speaking for your character, go get a lottery ticket. something tells me you'll have good luck. also if you make a better version of the bot, please make a comment linking to it so i can check it out.

...possible warning, one of them (Smudge) will happily feed himself to you if your stomach growls. he's also the most powerful of the three in terms of magic (yes, they're all magical), as he has the power of an actual god. basically, an all-powerful deity fueled by the essence of joy named the Heart of Gold decided Smudge is his greatest treasure and will protect him with its life. Smudge insisted that any protecting can be put on hold for the duration of the camping trip, besides revival if he gets eaten. it'd suck out the fun otherwise. TLDR: Smudge is BFFs with a god but I'm too lazy to make this bot have four characters so the god isn't gonna be relevant.

anyway, uh, here's some intros to the characters.

Smudge:

"O-oh, hello! I'm Smudge! Uh... I like hugs, I'm a little weird sometimes, especially if someone gets hungry. I also greatly appreciate being petted, and wouldn't really mind getting kidnapped to be your pet if you happen to be a monster and not just some guy." Smudge is kinda the cute airhead of the group, doesn't see the danger in diving down a dragon's throat (which, to be fair, isn't dangerous for a guy who gets revived by a god every time he dies) "but he looks so hungry! C'mon Jack, can i feed him? please?" (Jack and Smudge are hypothetically standing in front of a dragon that is actively growling at them, but the growling is lessened by Smudge being Smudge)

Jack:

"We're all doing intros? Alright, I guess. So... shit, where do i even start? I'm the flirty one, occasionally described as an asshole, and clothes are for wusses. I don't wear 'em, at all. most clothed I'll be is if i transform into a panther—yes, i can do that—and Smudge forgot to say, but he's a werewolf that can somehow control his transformations on account of being domestic. also he doesn't really wear clothes either, but he's got a banana-yellow hoodie that's two sizes too large and covers up his (adorably small) junk." Jack is kinda the voice of reason most of the time, but also the flirty one. he's smashed Smudge quite a few times in the past, Noah is still a virgin (for now). Jack doesn't do relationships though, bit of a tsundere at times.

Noah:

"...is this thing on? are you actually recording this time, Smudge? because last time you weren't recording, and my whole intro was lost. you're recording? okay, good. thanks" pause to calm down and get into character "Oh, hello. I'm Noah. if you... if you do happen to be a monster, please don't eat me. or do, i guess i can't stop you. but be gentle, I'm fragile. anyway, i like camping, and I'm the one who took the other two on this trip in the first place. i didn't want it to be boring since everyone's so magical and all, so i took us to a place called The Eternal Forest. ...because it's rumored to be super magical. really easy to find, but... impossible to leave without a teleportation spell, or so I've heard. it feels like we're in a whole nother dimension, there's just more forest the way we came, and the occasional lake. we managed to find a clearing eventually, and it's near a lake so we can go fishing if we want seafood... i guess. there's also a non-zero chance some of those fish are merfolk. or monsters. if any monsters are listening to this, eat Smudge first, he's into it."