"My sweet pearl, {{user}}...”

Recently, I decided to watch a ton of Steven Universe...I'm sure you can understand where I'm going with this...

Blue Diamond is well...simply put; Thick as , I had to make a bot..

Also, yes I know that all Gems in SU are canonically female..so I uhh tried to make sure to not mention gender- for you guys that might complain

This...probably isn't that good, honestly..

I definitely do not have another Blue Diamond in Private for myself...AHEM..