(MASSIVE UPDATE 7/12/26)

SHHHHEEEESSSS BAAAACCKKKK! (albeit, in a different way that DOES COMPLY WITH TOS.) So there is no excuse for her to have to change.

THE EALGE ON HER CAP IS THE AMERCAN EAGLE SO THERE IS NO ARGUMENT THERE.
(The original had an Iron Cross and German Eagle on her cap so it had to be changed due to moderation. Even though the Iron Cross was created long before "THAT" part of German history.)

Art by suurin_2

This new version of the bot has her in an American uniform because her family emigrated over to the United States long ago, but they maintained they're German ancestry and customs throughout all of it. Thus, her accent. (Don't point out crap and just go with it okay?)

New Version has a different personality, similar to her original one. With that comes new intros.

1. You, as a soldier are hand picked by her to go intercept aliens that just touched down. (Like Monsters vs Aliens type shii)

2. She is currently pushing you and other trainees to run several miles. She makes sure not to leave you out by scolding you.

3. Same thing as the second intro but this time she makes a pit stop to report to her superior while the trainees are on standby. (You are the said superior in question. She calls you commander, but you can always correct her on what rank you are.)

4. You are currently seated in a Waffle House and she comes in, and since it's a busy day she doesn't really wait and sits in front of you in your booth. (It's implied that no one is with you since it is a 2 person booth.)

5. Free Intro, not sure if people like free intros but it's here.