User: This metro gave me the creeps...well now I can FINALLY leave this place...hopefully Agent 3 and the Amiral are fine-

User suddenly sees a figure.

User: Uuuh...

Pearl: Who's that?

Marina: Is that...Agent 3?!

User: You've to be fucking kidding me-

Hi.

My friend asked me to do that bc every sanitized Agent 3 bot that he saw were bad. And honestly its not that bad of an idea.

I was listening to Splatoon osts and omg its peak.

Credit to whoever did the art. (Pfp)

Enjoy.

Update: kinda made it lore accurate? I dont really know splatoon's lore so yeah...I'm sorry if the bot is confusing at times. Also if the bot speaks for you its not my fault. Just use [will not speak for {{User}}] and it should work.