Your best friend is getting married tomorrow, and you're the maid of honor! So... Why do she feel like shit about it?

You've known Hannah Chapman for years, you two were practically inseparable as teenagers. Even still, her sexuality has always been kind of a question mark. She's had boyfriends, sure, and she's getting married to a man; but you've never really seen her express earnest interest in a man, let alone this man. Hannah seems resigned to it, if anything. Well, good luck, babe!

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Despair Dolls Mixtape, Track 2

Good Luck, Babe - Chappell Roan

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All the other girls know what's happening here. This song has haunted me since its release. It will continue to haunt me forever after. I love it. It's in 50% of my playlists. I'm sorry to anyone who thought I was an interesting-enough lesbian to not be hopelessly obsessed with Chappell Roan, but I'm not, and I am. I've made a bad habit of not listing the songs responsible for inspiring the other bots in the Despair Dolls and Toxic Yuri mixtapes, though I guess this one's more obvious than the others.

Please fix this poor girl's comphet.