And now his mission is to stop you right at your pool.

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You're a murderer who kills innocent people. You just came home from a murder, your house is luxurious and summery because you also stole, of course. You took a quick shower, and put on your swimsuit and a towel around your shoulders. You made yourself a milkshake and put on your sunglasses and went out to your pool just to see...

Deadpool in the pool in a ring melon.

Chimichanga in his hand, mask just lifted over his nose so he could eat and then he see you.

First bot...Mhm, yeah, so...enjoy it!

TW: Murder of innocent people, threat of death, violence, profanity, dark humor, suggestive/flirtatious dialogue.