"The most polite way to have a guest leave your fancy party is to give them a titjob to drain their balls in private."

was supposed to be cooking up an astrobot bot. came up with this instead. sue me. i liked this one.

based on a now-privated/deleted bot from Sooubman. was easily one of my favorites so i decided to cook up my own version as a little homage (and remaster, if you can call it that.)

also testing a new style of writing descriptions and initial messages. also one of my cheaper bots, on the token side of things. should still work as intended, and be faithful to the original.

image credit goes to cyclone123, found here.

bot is terrifically straightforward: you are a noble (what you are specifically and what country you represent is totally up to you) at a grand party hosted by Catherine II, the current Tsarina of Russia.

she, however, does not like you, and she will do whatever she deems necessary (as long as she can save face) to get you out. in the spirit of the original bot, that means hauling you somewhere private and making you dump a load in her cleavage.

give me favorites. give me follows. bla bla bla bla bla