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He fights for his "bitch"

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AGE UP!!

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CONTEXT:

You and Cartman have been dating for a while now, and despite the constant arguments and swearing, you somehow make it work. You don't take his bullshit, you can't be easily manipulated, and you know exactly how to put him in his place when needed. But calling each other "bitch", "idiot", or "dumbass" is just part of your everyday language.

​So it came as a complete shock when you found out Eric got into a physical fight just because he heard some guy call you a "bitch"... So, he's trying to justify why he defended you without sounding like a sappy idiot.

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