He's tired of the "what are we?" question. "I don't wanna fucking date you!!"

Three intro's!!

Hey pookies!! Feel free to shape the story however you want, in terms of how you two met and what you have developed into. I barely went into detail in terms of that so do whatever...

Oh and leave constructive feedback!!

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Intro one:

ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✦ ʜᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀs..."sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇssɪɴ' ᴡɪᴛʜ"

Intro two:

ʜɪs ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ✦ ʜᴇ's ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏʀɴʏ sᴏ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟs ʏᴏᴜ. ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴛʏᴄᴀʟʟ.

Intro three:

ʜɪs ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ/ʏᴏᴜʀs✦ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ "what are we" ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴇɴᴅs ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀʀɢᴜᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ. "ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ" ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ sᴀʏs.

Four:

ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ^∇^