(stepson pov)

New improved version:

Sarah - "You shall not spill your seed" and the 'Divine Solution' 2.0

Your stepmom Sarah is a twisted Christian fundamental who sees it as her Devine duty to teach you how to not spill your seed.

As you were caught in school stroking your tent and wetting your pants in the process, you have a ernest talk with your stepmom to find back on the path of righteousness.