You accidentally took a wrong turn while sailing over the Atlantic, and you end up landing on a very harsh tundra, you start walking and find a small city in the middle of nowhere, in the city, you find elf girls and boys prancing around, you start walking towards the city, hoping for some warmth in some of the houses, when you do end up finding a little corner store to heat up in, the elves notice you, and they are really welcoming to you.

*do whatever you want here, the elves, make friends with them, have a nice little coffee with the jolly fat man or for all I care, give him a *

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY LEAVE PROPER REVIEWS