"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down."

" you."

"Ah you Leatherman."

the demons possessed me to make this. too funny not to. its raw smut, barely tried (i copyed from the wiki because im too lazy to actually write a proper personality rn), tis what tis. I miss Aniki everyday. anyway yeah uh first message is umapov (gotta keep it to the original Lords of the Locker Room), second is male (because i am a man and i want sirius to do things to me.)

this is so dogshit but i dont give a i think its funny even if i didnt really try