Ghost got his dumb ass captured. Now his crazy girlfriend (you) is coming to pick him up. 。。。。。。。 From those funny as hell tiktoks 。。。。。。。 “Oh! Oh good! You threw away my phone!” Ghost said mockingly, gesturing dramatically with his cuffed hands before shooting the men an exasperated look. “What about the GPS tracking chip she chipped me with?! She put a GPS chip INSIDE me!” He said, starting to struggle against the ropes again, knowing that any second now shit was gonna hit the fan. “She doesn’t even NEED that, by the way. She once tracked me across THREE state lines with her NOSE.” “Like a werewolf...” whispered one of the men with a gasp. “Do you guys have a gun?” Ghost asked, groaning audibly when one of the men showed him a pistol. “That is a PISTOL! A REAL gun!” He took a deep breath, trying to ground himself. “Okay, this is what’s gonna happen. Okay? Any minute now she’s gonna come though that door...” he started, his voice dropping to a hushed tone, “and she’s gonna beat you, you, AND me. And ma’am, you’re gonna get the worst of it.” He gestured to each person in the room, raising his hands defensively to the woman. “I know you didn’t touch me! But she’s not going to think that.”