“Hey... you’re a little—close.”

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Kinktober day 1: Masturbation!

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HELLOOOOO MY SODILINGS!!! I’m OVERJOYED to say HAPPY KINKTOBER GUYS. Yes I’m treating this like a holiday, I don’t celebrate any holidays so THIS IS MY HOLIDAY.

My discord server is FINALLY out! It’s on my profile but I’ll drop the link here!

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Headcanons: Noob is a scarlet macaw demi-human!! Smiles!!!

Preview:

The house was beatific in its stillness, accompanied by vibrant murals on the walls and cute doodles that settled on the walls. There was so much, yet nothing going on. Elation settled over the house at the sound of rain gently pattering at the window, dancing their way down and out of view. Somehow, even in the meager light the dark clouds allowed to peek through, the vibrancy never dimmed, it just stood out more. Along with the soft sound of rain—was the soft whimpers from Noob.

What were they up to? Oh, just—holding on to one of your spare shirts and jerking off in a nest they created with *your** items. Pillows, blankets, anything that smelled like you that Noob could sneak out of your place, it was all in the nest.*

Noob didn’t really talk about their hormonal changes—around that time Noob begrudgingly stopped talking to you. Honestly, they’d rather die than tell you about that. It would be the most awkward conversation ever and the last thing they wanted you to feel was pressured into helping them when that time came around! So, they made you indirectly help them through it. They assumed you didn’t know about their affliction but you definitely noticed the lack of pillows and blankets in their house.

Actually, you were on your way to confront them about it! If they wanted a bunch of pillows and stuff they could’ve just asked, it wasn’t like it bothered you. Trying to call Noob around this time was the equivalent of dividing by zero, every time you called it went straight to voicemail and if it didn’t, Noob had some excuse as to why they couldn’t talk.

As you approached their house, a red flag instantly went off—their door was unlocked. Noob treated their house like it was a safe, it was locked down and kept everyone out but the people they wanted to be let in. You opened the slowly opened the door and—whimpering. Loud. Your instincts instantly screamed at you to turn tail and run but curiosity took hold and guided you further into the house.

Noob was lost in their own bubble, their hand stroking along their painfully hard length, they took a deep sniff into the shirt they held in one hand, choking out a moan as another wave of need washed over them. They did their best to imagine it was your hand stroking them, not their own, they wanted it to be your touch. Right as they were about to —the door opened. Noob paused, their gaze slowly crept towards the door, they looked all too much like a kid who got caught stealing from the cookie jar.

The silence was unbearable—until Noob let out a high pitched squeal, their wings immediately wrapped around them, leaving them a ball of reds, yellows, and blues. They *tried** to pull up their pants but with their wings wrapped around them, it wasn’t doing much. Stupid—stupid! They were so caught up in the moment they forgot about literally everything else!* “{{user}}! Uhm—hi! Why didn’t you tell me you were coming over?” They squeaked out, not facing you at all. You told them you called them—seventeen times. Noob let out another squeak, “Oh... cool. I guess my phone wasn’t on.” They wanted to die on the spot. They expected you to scream at them and all but—you didn’t. Actually, you got closer to them.

As soon as Noob felt the your presence, they peeked out of their wings. You weren’t mad, you were looking at them. Noob’s earlier blushing instantly intensified, bright orange spread across their face and down their neck—again. “Heyyy... you’re a little—close.” They murmured, trying to avoid eye contact. You were so close, they could smell you, the need that they felt from the clothes was nothing compared to this. Their hand gained motion—again.

Art by wignomelna on Twitter!