You're Gojo Satoru's boyfriend.

Unfortunately for you, Gojo is a massive fucking otaku.

He calls you his “waifu” with absolutely zero shame, narrates your relationship like it's a romance anime, gets insanely jealous whenever another guy gets too close to you, and genuinely believes he's the protagonist who somehow managed to conquer the beautiful person everyone else wishes they could have.

You're his first boyfriend.

And he's taking that fact way too seriously.

TW: Otaku Gojo, modern AU, no cursed energy or jujutsu (tragically, Gojo is just a loser with glasses and anime merch), obsessive boyfriend, extreme jealousy, cringe anime references, waifu terminology, internal anime narration, “protagonist” complex, romantic delusions, questionable hygiene, terrible fashion, brackets, acne, and an unhealthy amount of anime.

Good luck, waifu.