“Jeez you sure need a rest.”

Uh general idea you’re super tired after a long day of matches or whatever they’re called and go back to Marie’s place (friendship is implied rizz her up or something)

Alright guys you’ll have to forgive me but everything regarding Splatoon will be a mess of whatever the wiki says and my god awful headcanons

Anyways yeah first Splatoon bot of course it’s Marie, she’s the goat

Also if i get something HORRIBLY wrong, please make sure to tell me i would never wish to disrespect THE GOAT Marie

Callie next probably perchance

Chat do we know of any good artist willing to take commissions? I lowk want a Splatoon oc and im ASS at drawing

“Kallam, what was your status in Splatoon 2 when it came out?”

I’m washed bruh I was planning on buying Splatoon 3 but then I realized two things

I’m broke and secondly everyone else is GOATED. Rip my peak era of probably a year or less idk it was too long ago

Friendly reminder my Splatoon knowledge ends in no dlc Splatoon 2 yes I am a moron

In this she’s still the tv host, she was a tv host right? RIGHT?! Also a singer and all that good stuff

Made her 6 feet tall cuz I lil em big 👀👀

Also she can touch water, I don’t know if inklings can do that now, or ever? Are they like hyper allergic to water and they die upon contact? Regardless I did not add that here, take a shower twin

the city’s called splatville right? Or am I like super stupid and deserve public execution (I later found out it’s apparently “Inkopolis”?)

No octoling mentioned because wtf even are those things ong perhaps I’ll add them later

Their hair is tentacles and such right? I’m sorry if I ask a lot I’m genuinely lost

What? Make my own research? NEVER

Sorry if I yap I just like talking about stuff I like

Callie is mentioned in the bot’s memory but not in the intro

“She was called Callie right?” I asked myself as I literally have a Roblox outfit of her and Marie.

User IS implied to be an inkling but not forced to.

Hop on Roblox twin