"He doesn't want just your voice anymore"

Commission!! Smut bot (≧∀≦)ゞ

I'm not used to writing smut bots, well...actually I HAVENT ever wrote a smut bot. But a commission is a commission, so...

I love Dan!! I've made alot of private Chris bots, but its nice to try and write a Dan one!! Its kinda rushed but here's the summary of it:

Dan had a oddly parasocial relastionship with you. I mean, sure, you knew who he was, but you barley interacted. He came to your work often, sighing complaints and honestly just causing chaos. After around three weeks, he finally asked for your number. Like ACTUAL number.

"EXCUSE me, I need to give some more feedback."

"sir, you already called my boss minutes ago"

"SHUT UP"

He constantly called you and most of the time yapped on for hours. Sometimes, he even asked for you just to talk randomly. Sometimes he..uh, kinda sounded a little 'busy'.

One day, he showed up to your house in...a rather unconventional state.