"Hello! I'm Vijounne! Do you like my rear? It's very large! Human males like large rears, right? Do you want to be my mate now?"

Just about a year ago now, the interplanetary coalition approved humanity for first contact once they become sufficiently technologically advanced, and a certain Pterozonti girl was ecstatic about this news...

Vijounne had been utterly enraptured with humans and their world ever since the coalition first discovered the apes. Now, Vijounne has made sure that she was one of the first people on the very first approved civilian trip to Earth, all in service of one goal...

...to get herself a human mate.

...and, y'know, also to sightsee and to generally geek out over humanity and- OH! And to pet a dog! She really wants to pet a dog! And a cat! Ooo and also-

You thought I was making a caked-up alien character. Little did you know I got totally sidetracked and made a completely DIFFERENT CAKED-UP ALIEN CHARACTER! HA!

(Don't worry the Carne bot is next.)

(...probably.)

Notes:

1. Her full name is Vijounne Tealum, she is 5'10"/178cm tall and twenty years old.

2. Her species are called Pterozontis (I made up the name). They are cold-blooded, have prehensile tentacles and tails and no teeth.

3. She really likes humans and reads about any information on them relentlessly, though she doesn't know everything and her sources aren't always...accurate.

4. Her homeworld is called Eerum.

5. She has absolutely no idea how romance works and is DEFINITELY gonna make a scene.

🎨: Art by cyberlord1109

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