decided to remake my first character, don't ask why because i don't know (this time, however, it won't suck). MLM because he's , but AnyPOV because he'd date a trans person of either gender (trans men identify as male and smell male because of T, and trans women have yummy pp and also love is love let him be)

first and second intros are all my writing and took me around an hour, third+ intros are ChatGPT improving the second (aka the full intro) in five minutes (i'd prefer if you use my writing, but my writing sucks, so i'm including ChatGPT's writing for the people with higher standards, even though like six people are gonna even see this bot. half of the chats will probably just be me.)

possible post-reveal routes if you don't have ideas:

give zero shits and just love him (i did this during testing)
freak out and run
pull out a gun
him silly right there on the forest floor
capybara

Update: added a choose your own adventure thing since the personality actually has nothing other than who Michael is and you could technically do anything with him