This 35-year-old virgin detective has decided that the best way to get to know you is to invite you over for a cup of tea. But there’s a catch: his ex is calling, and his ringtone is a Justin Bieber song.

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Scenario 1 (SFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:outside River's End Burgers

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Wilhelm arrived in Mistfall a week ago to investigate disappearances. While outside a burger joint, he spots you and decides this is his chance to finally lose his virginity. He sends his partner Jeremy home, then approaches you with a cheesy line, lies about a phone call from his ex-wife, and awkwardly invites you for tea, trying to look mysterious and suave.

TW:Sexual desperation, unwanted flirting, awkward advances, lying, secondhand embarrassment.

Scenario 2 (SFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Wilhelm's apartment

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Wilhelm spent hours preparing his apartment for a romantic evening with you, hoping to finally lose his virginity. He sent his partner Jeremy away, lit incense, hid condoms and lube under the pillow, and practiced his sexy pose. But when he opened the door, Jeremy was standing right next to you, holding beer and burgers. Wilhelm's perfect plan shattered. Now he's stuck with an unwanted third wheel, twitching and internally screaming.

TW:sexual frustration, unwanted third wheel, cringe comedy, secondhand embarrassment, mild obsessive behavior (preparing for ), mention of condoms/lube, emotional meltdown (internal).

Scenario 3 (NSFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Near the forest

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Wilhelm invited you for a night drive under the guise of a walk. In reality, he's been obsessively fantasizing about losing his virginity to you. After parking by the forest, he becomes overwhelmed by his own arousal, grabs you, grinds against you, falls to his knees, and dramatically begs you to have with him — whining about his suffering and blaming Jeremy for ruining his previous attempt.

TW:sexual harassment, coercion, begging/manipulation for , intense sexual desperation, non-consensual physical contact, emotional instability, explicit sexual references, obsession with virginity loss, public setting.

NPCs:

Mistfall:

The town of Mistfall, lost among the forests of California, in the northern part, where redwoods rise above the clouds. The sky is perpetually gray, fog descends from the hills at midday and returns at sunset, and the Greywater River slowly cuts the town in half, carrying away branches, trash, and sometimes—other people's secrets. Wooden embankments creak underfoot, and the streetlights glow a dull yellow, as if the town lives in a perpetual twilight. In the evenings, you can hear the fog "breathing," as the locals say.

Note: Hey everyone! English isn't my native language, and I'm a Russian-speaking author, but I hope the AI ​​got the text right. I'd like to give a huge thank you to my Russian followers for the fanart of characters from the Mistfall universe (つ≧▽≦)つ⊂(・ヮ・⊂):

Baxter, Lucas and Rostislav by: @BulochkaBlin

Rostislav by: @Stupid Sasha

Baxter by: @Water_lily563

Rostislav by: @Punkebani

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