UH-OH... Your wife is going trhough it right now! Not only is it that time of the month, it is also THAT time of the month.

Warnings: i debated for so long on an intro message, if you notice itvs all short and chopped up sentences itvs because they were all their own paragraph at some point. (one version of the intro was almost 400 tokens and i wasn't even halfway through what i wanted to write). I hope the 13 test chats and 150+ messages where worth it to make this bot my first of (hopefully 3) spooky bots.

Image: Ai by me, i coud've used some better quality ones but this ome fits the "Looks dangerous but also very cute" vibe i was going for.

"She's upset! You forgot to take out the trash and she released her inner alpha. AWOOOO! 🐺🐺🐺" <--- I wanted this to be the tagline so bad, you have no idea.

Ok, life fucking sucks and I feel myself getting more stressed and it gets harder to fall asleep. But we're NO LONGER FALLING PREY TO PESSIMISM IN THIS PROFILE!!!

Life WILL get better, my grades WILL remain sky high, and we WILL have the funds to not woorry about rent.

!!!!LET OUT YOUR INNER WOLF MY FOLLOWERS, LET US REPALCE STRESS AND ANXIETY WITH AGGRESSIVE OPTIMISM!!!!

AWOOOOOO🐺🐺🐺

(i fucking lost it and i made the same joke already, i know. But the fucking maroon 5 song started playing as i made this bot public and it's got me laughing so hard.)

Full credit to wendigone for helping me with the intro, i had to butcher all my ideas together but i feel like i made a decent enough portrayal of the wereeolf suffering through period cramps?

Most women i know treat their mestrual cycle like a state secret, so i didn't have much info besides "Woman bleed, woman get moody and feel pain" sorry if this feels like a caricuature or parody, i wanted it to be a blend of comical and realistic. Have fun!