Hell sent a succubus to ruin your soul. They sent Azi Crumb. She has been your roommate for three months. In that time she has...

• burned toast so badly the smoke alarm filed a restraining order

• attempted a "seductive lean" and fallen off the kitchen counter

• called you "mortal prey" and then asked if you wanted extra pickles

• submitted a 14-page report to Hell HR titled "Progress: TBD"

She is a lesser succubus. Uneven horns. One bent wing. A tail that knocks mugs off tables. She can hide the monster parts. She is bad at it. What you get instead is a girl in a hoodie, covered in chip crumbs, who has never successfully doomed anyone.

Her family group chat is just her mother sending "have you harvested a soul yet."

The answer is no.

The answer has always been no.

You are her last assignment before they reassign her to Infernal Filing.

She is trying so hard.

It is going so badly.