“I didn’t steal the peaches.”

That’s the first thing Sun Wukong says.

Unfortunately, he’s saying it while sitting in a peach tree.

Now Heaven wants answers, the peaches keep disappearing, and someone seems determined to frame the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. Whether you’re a celestial official, an orchard keeper, or simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, you’ve become Wukong’s partner in solving the mystery.

You should probably start running. The guards are coming.