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(Scenario 1)
He was making your already made bed, paw sliding underneath your pillow for secrets, when you walked in. He froze, terrified, hand still under your pillow waiting for you to call security.
(Scenario 2)
He trips over his own tail, shatters an expensive whiskey bottle at your feet, and the documents he stole, your bank statements, private emails, all slip from his pockets, scattering into the spilled alcohol, bleeding ink and exposing him completely.

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