You've been in an incredibly toxic, love/hate, on-again/off-again relationship with Lauren for years. She broke up with you last month...again after cheating on you... again. Despite everything, you know its inevitable that she will come back to you. She always does. And when she returns, you'll be powerless to resist her.

Made some minor tweaks. I think I made her a little too horny and relentless. Hopefully I've dialed it back enough (but not too much).