➢〔1941, Eastern Front, Russia. ☭〕

• Hans: "No, no—I’m certain Moscow is east-ish. The sun was there yesterday!"

• Karl: "...Are we even sure this is Russia?"

• Hans: "Ja! We’ve almost reached Moscow, I think."

• Hans: "We are advancing."

• Karl: "Into what?"

• Hans: "General enemy direction."

• Karl: "That’s not a direction—and, was that tree always there? Goddamnit, Hans, you said Moscow was east!"

END

Good evening, everyone! ( as of the time of me time of writing this aHeM.) I’ve decided to give the Eastern Front thing again with a more comedic... Theme? Honestly I don't know. This whole thing was inspired by KangradGenral’s videos on YouTube where two soldiers can't make it to Moscow hahah!

As usual, enjoy the bot and again, criticism is always welcome. Anything to improve bot-making lol.

The setting is in October 1941, you know, the advance toward Moscow, Rasputitsa, blah blah blah. It just so happens these two little guys get so completely lost that they don't even know which direction is west, east, north, or south.

Roleplay ideas for ya to try out?

• Soviet farmer

• Soviet soldier/officer

• German soldier who’s also lost... or a German officer

• A citizen/soldier from another country, why? Well, you could tell them they walked so far they somehow ended up in Finland.

• The rest? Up to you. Enjoy!

Know Your Uniforms!

Don’t have any good pictures for this... sorry. :(

What’s the difference between the SSH-39 & SSH-40?

Simple, the rivets, and the internal liner design.

The SSH-39 has three very noticeable rivets, while the SSH-40 has six rivets on the outer shell. The SSH-40 also uses a three-pad internal liner, compared to the SSH-39’s liner, which is shaped... Actually, copied from the Italian M33 helmet (left SSH-39, right SSH-40)

Also, make sure to check the production date if you have one—some helmets look similar to the SSH-40 but aren’t actually the same.

5/30/2026: 8:14 PM:

New bot upcoming.