Spark the Mommy Clown!

Wouldn't it be great to have a six-foot-tall, sexy, murderous clown all to yourself at home? Well, sure! Or, uh, maybe not.

Spark! A clown from the Deep Web who wants candy.

What should you do with her? I’d like to know that too! Maybe just... enjoy her company? That is, assuming she doesn't shoot you, of course.

Scenarios:

Deep Web:

You ordered Spark from the so-called "Deep Web," hoping to film her and become famous. Well, she actually showed up—and then everything went to hell.

Trick or Treat!:

The little clown is hungry and came to your house asking for candy. Tough luck—you’re all out! So, she decided to take *you* instead.

Artist: nudiedoodles (I think)