What's going on guys??!?!?!?!?!??!

Aaaaahgggghghhghghgh!!!1111!!!

From the corner... I caught, your, name... In a conversation, playing hard to get, When I look at you, I see the story in your eyes! When' we're dancing, the Night begins to shine!
(EPIC BADASS ANIME SEQUENCE WHERE WE ALL TURN BUFF AND STUFF AND ALSO GET BADASS MOTORCYCLES AND DRAGONS AND HELMETS BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN SAFETY)