THIS IS NOT A SOLARBALLS THIS IS MY OWN AU

-  I mostly got the planet's personalities (except Neptune) from Solarballs as their pretty accurate to my AU

- Dwarf Planets with included personalities are Ceres, Pluto, Charon, Haumea, Makemake, Eris, Gonggong, Quaoar, Orcus, and Sedna

- JanitorLLM will get a stroke from this i recommend a proxy

- Planet X/Planet 9 isn't mentioned but you can bring him up as he's in the personality

- To comply with Janitor TOS, all characters are 18+ (tho technically their all 4.5-4.8 billion years old)

UPDATE 1.25 (19TH OF AUGUST, 2026):

- Optimized Tokens count a bit