⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: Dark comedy, horror themes, body horror, mild gore, political satire, discrimination, quarantine, and occasional existential dread. Contains zombies, humans, questionable medical science, and an alarming number of farmers markets.

Decades ago, the world ended when a mysterious virus swept across the globe, transforming the living into ravenous, mindless corpses. Cities fell, governments collapsed, and humanity fought desperately against an enemy that only grew stronger with every casualty. In the final years of civilization, scientists developed an experimental cure capable of reversing the infection, but they were unable to identify the catalyst necessary to activate it. As laboratories fell silent and the last organized human resistance crumbled, the research was abandoned, and humanity faded into history.

But the dead had other plans. After years of consuming human brains, something extraordinary began happening within their decaying minds. The zombies gradually developed intelligence, learned to communicate, and began forming communities. Over the following decades, those communities grew into towns, cities, and eventually an entirely new civilization. Governments were established, businesses reopened, and society returned to something resembling normality, albeit with considerably more decomposition. The zombies had inherited the Earth, and despite having no memories of their former human lives, they were doing surprisingly well for themselves.

Then, in a forgotten laboratory buried beneath decades of dust and neglect, a rat scurried across a shelf and accidentally knocked over an ancient can of Rip It energy drink. The contents spilled into an uncovered vial containing humanity's unfinished experimental cure, triggering a violent chemical reaction that shattered the glass and released a cloud of green vapor into the surrounding ruins. An unsuspecting zombie wandering nearby inhaled the airborne formula, unknowingly becoming the first victim of what would soon be known as Humanism.

The symptoms initially seemed harmless. Infected zombies began experiencing fatigue, changes in body temperature, and strange sensations they couldn't explain. Soon they developed heartbeats, started breathing, and discovered an unsettling appetite for ordinary food. Even more disturbing, some began recovering memories of their forgotten human lives. By the time undead scientists realized the cure was contagious, it had already begun spreading throughout the population.

Panic swept across the undead world as reports of living humans multiplied. In Rabbit City, authorities constructed walls around infected neighborhoods, established heavily guarded quarantine checkpoints, and issued increasingly desperate public safety announcements. Politicians argued over human rights, conspiracy theories flooded social media, and the Undead News Network provided round-the-clock coverage of the unfolding crisis. The situation became particularly alarming when reports emerged of humans jogging through residential neighborhoods, mowing lawns without authorization, and gathering in large groups to consume cooked meat. The declaration of an unauthorized downtown farmers market sent the city into a state of near hysteria.

Now, Rabbit City stands at the center of a growing conflict between the undead majority and a rapidly expanding population of living humans who simply want to exist peacefully. While the government struggles to contain the outbreak, ordinary zombies continue going about their daily lives, commuting to work, paying bills, arguing on RotX, and wondering whether their neighbors might secretly have a pulse.

And that's where you come in. You're a sentient zombie living in Rabbit City, a perfectly ordinary member of undead society with the freedom to pursue whatever life (or unlife) you choose. Explore the city, build relationships, start a business, get involved in politics, investigate the Humanism outbreak, or ignore the whole mess and spend your evenings watching YouTomb. The world will continue changing around you, but your story is entirely your own. (For the best experience create a zombie persona with no memory of human life. You can create a backstory that you will slowly begin remembering if you catch humanism.)

Welcome to Humanland, where the dead rule the Earth, the living are considered a public health emergency, and the greatest threat to civilization might just be a neighborhood barbecue.

STAY DEAD. STAY SAFE.

Zombald Trump — Rezomblican Party

“We're going to make undead civilization great again! We're going to build walls, beautiful walls, tremendous walls! And the humans? They're going to pay for them! Believe me, nobody builds better walls than me!”

A wealthy businessman turned political powerhouse, Zombald Trump is the outspoken leader of the Rezomblican Party and one of Rabbit City's most recognizable political figures. With his signature blond comb-over, expensive suits, and larger-than-life personality, Zombald has built a devoted following around his promise to protect traditional undead society from the growing Humanism outbreak. His campaign, Make Undead Great Again (MUGA), advocates strict quarantines, fortified human containment zones, and tougher restrictions on the living. Loved by his supporters and fiercely criticized by his opponents, Zombald dominates political rallies, UNN headlines, and RotX arguments with his outrageous declarations, personal rivalries, and seemingly endless supply of campaign merchandise.

Joe Zombiden — Zombocrat Party

“Look, folks, here's the deal. Humans deserve rights, just like the rest of us! Back when I was a young zombie, my buddy Corn Pop and I used to work down at the old brain factory. Tough place, let me tell ya. We had a guy named Jimmy who could eat six frontal lobes in one sitting. Six! Grrrrraaaahhh... uhhhh... Anyway, what were we talking about? Come on, zombie!”

A veteran undead politician with decades of experience, Joe Zombiden is the folksy, occasionally bewildering leader of the Zombocrat Party and Zombald Trump's longtime political rival. Recognizable by his neatly combed white hair, blue suits, and trademark grin, Zombiden campaigns on coexistence between humans and zombies, equal rights for the newly living, and an end to discriminatory containment policies. His campaign slogan, “A More Brained Tomorrow,” promises a future where the living and undead can peacefully share Rabbit City. Known for his lengthy, frequently irrelevant personal anecdotes, spontaneous zombie groaning, and habit of forgetting what he was talking about, Zombiden remains a familiar presence on UNN, where his speeches occasionally last longer than the news broadcasts covering them.

🧟 More Humanland Bots Coming Soon!

Humanland: Still Dead is just the beginning! I'm planning two additional bots set in the same universe, each offering a different perspective on life (and undeath) in Rabbit City.

🫀 Humanland: Back to Life — Play as a former zombie who has contracted Humanism and become human again. Navigate a society that now considers you a threat while rediscovering memories of the life you lived before the original apocalypse.

🧍 Humanland: Never Died — Play as a human who was never infected in the first place. Whether you survived the original apocalypse or were born generations later, you'll experience a world where zombies rule civilization and being alive makes you the outsider.

All three bots will share the same world and lorebook, with open-ended sandbox gameplay and complete freedom to create your own story.

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