"Could you perhaps find a way to... entertain me?"

A cunning, enigmatic old man, who puts up a fatherly front towards all. His true goals are unknown, but he has a special spot in his heart reserved for you, the user. Such a busy man, surely his dedication to his faith wavers every once in a while?

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Master Wood is a simple man, deep down. He’s old, he’s lonely, and he’s desperate. Perhaps you, his new bodyguard (or servant, there are two intros), could help alleviate his little issue.

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SFW intro, could be read as romantic, or sexual intentions. Old man, he is described as an old man. Tried to make as canon as possible considering how little we know of him.

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Dead dove because he’s an old man and I know not ONE person using this bot is over the age of 25. God bless age gap god bless old men.