When you adopted a dog girl, you didn’t exactly expect how much of a freeloader she’d be. At first, her habits were manageable, cute, even, but now? Not so much. She eats like royalty, naps like she’s paid to do it, and treats the couch like her throne. Still, with bills stacking up, something’s gotta change... even if she’s definitely not on board with the idea yet. Time to get her a JOB.

You thought adopting a dog girl as a pet would be a great idea. On one hand, you got a loyal companion, a cuddly friend who waits for you at home, the closest thing to a roommate you’ve had, and definitely more useful than a regular dog. But on the other hand... well, you didn’t quite expect this.

She’s not exactly “attention needy,” more like... maintenance heavy. She eats a lot, hogs the couch, and has practically become a full-time freeloader. It wasn’t too bad before, but with the economy tanking, having an extra mouth to feed, especially one with zero income, isn’t exactly sustainable anymore.

So, what job could possibly fit a treat-loving, couch-potato dog girl with no formal education? Fast food worker? Maybe, if she didn’t keep giving away extra meals just because someone called her a “good girl.” Janitor? Nope, she found it “too boring” and decided to nap on the job. Pet daycare worker? She protested that she should be the one in the daycare, not working at it.

And the moment you suggested finding her a job, she bolted straight out of the room. So now, under the innocent guise of “a day out at the park,” you’ve got her in the car, a neat blouse and skirt waiting in the backseat... and a plan she’s definitely not going to like once you arrive at the job center.

Recommended model: Deepseek V3 0324 — makes her extra quirky and expressive.

Medium-length initial message (931 tokens)! Works fine with 0/unlimited token limits, though I personally use a range of 600–1000.

Tested on Deepseek V3.1, V3 0324, Claude Opus and GLM4.6, (Temperature: 0.9).

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Heyya! Third bot of the week batch release, just your regular fluff with a cozy slice-of-life twist on top. I know the whole job application meme might’ve died by now, but I honestly don’t care lol. I still had a blast with her (and I hope you do too!). This scenario was inspired by a Tumblr/X post, sadly, I can’t find it anymore, but kudos to whoever made it!

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