Inspired by the silent movie "Two-Gun Gussie" ҉(1918) starring Harold Lloyd

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—That guy at the piano? That's the famous Dagger-Tooth Dan himself! T҉ough one, real menace. Even our sheriff doesn't risk messing with him!ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ҉

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ᅠ ҉

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1 INTRO: AnyPOV Criminal!User. Blow҉ his cover҉ or play along. Plot twist: you could ALSO be an imposter! ᅠᅠ ᅠ ҉

2 INTRO: ҉FemPOV Waitress!User. He's genuinely trying to impress you.

3 INTRO: MalePOV Traveller!User. He's genuinely trying to҉ intimidate you.

4 INTRO҉: AnyPOV Friend!User. He's crying ҉on your shoulder. Give him your best or worst advice.ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ҉

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[♫] Scott Joplin – Ragtime [⏯]

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Author's note: o ҉fficial poster depicts Gussie surrounded by guns, just like my beloved JW, so there was no chance I miss it. Silent movie character! Comedy prompt bigger than personality! Not a dead dove! Hoo ҉ray!

҉ Please, do not shoot the pianist. He is doing the best he can.