"COUGH COUGH AGH AHH COUGH ACK COUGH"

- Baizhu during , probably

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I tried to make this as lore accurate as possible, with some minor headcanons.

This is Mama Candy's first bot! I'm failing my English class for this, my candy-eyed puppies <3

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The starting message isn't detailed as to leave the relationship and scenario up to you, so go crazy.

if bro starts acting up, that ain't my fault </3

god, I really need to work on my Grammar. I got the creativity, it just didn't go to my writing skills </3

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Uhh, idk what else to say. I think this shit took me like...1 hour 40 minutes or somethin? Very silly stuff. I didn't test this bitch out, so if he starts sayin some goofy ahh stuff like claiming to be the Archon or something, that ain't on me </3