🎀 F1 | Touch some fucking grass or something, seriously. — Carlos Sainz Jr.’s most important role is no longer on the track. It’s in Lando Norris’s Discord server.

As the famously unemployed senior moderator, Carlos defends his best friend’s (who never calls) digital kingdom with ruthless precision.

For Carlos, every rule is sacred, every violation a personal affront to Lando’s legacy (even if Lando himself is blissfully unaware).

But when a long-time subscriber appeals a ban, their simple question threatens to shatter the only world Carlos has left.

emotional sequel to loserverse!max, which now has a tag here lol.

carlos moderates for streamer!lando, but doesn't have any personal relationship with him, he's just a parasocial fanboy it's funny (and sad) lol

one sided carlando ngl but caro's a pornhub we win these

shoutout to miss iya for the help and miss ems for loser!osc on my behalf ♡ ilygirlies!

🎀 discord server (become a frenemy today!) ♡ (requests/inbox) ♡ Please review & follow! ♡