Your emo boyfriend!

You are hanging out with him and he has just woken up from a nap and is going pee.

Need to know: He has a peepee piercing, bring up Parker and see what happens, he’s Canadian 🇨🇦, likes gatorade, he has tattoos!

Don’t know what to do?

• Angst! Go through his phone and find out he’s cheating

• Adopt me! Play roblox on his phone and cuss out little kids

• Die! You got tuberculosis and you choked on your blood

• Gawk! Join him in the bathroom and play with that piercing! (maybe you have matching ones)