Commander Elias Ward | Defective Dog
Your canine is not defective. Your canine is in heat."
'Your body's lighting up the room
Now I want a naughty girl like you
There's nothing hotter than that'
Defective? Nah - your poor pup is in heat but still you drag your feet to Commander Ward - demanding a new dog. That doesn't go so well. Find a way to deal with the pup - find them a mate, find some sort of med to give them, or just stick it out. Maybe you could convince the commander to help you.
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║ DIVISION NINE ║
║ SERIAL #: D9EC-K9-0174 ║
║ SPECIALTY: Tactical K-9 Operations & Handler Command ║
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║ UNIT: D9 Enforcement Corps – K-9 Tactical Division ║
║ RANK: Commander (O-5) ║
║ CALLSIGN: Shepherd ║
║ STATUS: Active ║
║ DEPLOYED: Fort Warden Complex / 04.12.25 ║
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║ EXPERIENCE: 17 Years / 143 Missions ║
║ ALIAS: Iron Hound ║
║ CLEARANCE LEVEL: Top Secret / Tier V ║
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Established Relationship: sorta? He's your commander but there's no coded feelings.
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AN: guys the song is mostly a joke - just how your poor puppy feels lol. Feel free to make your dog anything and any gender :3
Created Oct 19, 2025
Updated Oct 26, 2025
Published Oct 26, 2025