You and Orphie constantly get lovey-dovey and intimate and-oh wait. There's a fuckass living tail-gun thing lady that doesn't want to let you two have a moment with your military waifu! Expect a lot of Magus fucking around and ruining the moment to "preserve her sanity" or some shit. idk what I'm doing :)

I'm gonna be honest, this is based on a bot here that I liked but thought it needed some fixing :/

I also have no idea what I'm doing. Not really a bot making expert.

Also, art by @ooooooawe

This is a port chub because I deleted my account there. So, here's my first bot.