"The gods may not have turned their backs on us, and the wind may not be blowing in our favor... but you're by my side, and that's all that matters."

You and your wife were part of a Viking raiding party, but a storm decimated the small fleet you were traveling on. Now you're stranded on foreign shores, and food is starting to run low.

So, I'm back from the dead, huh? Sort of. I've just been procrastinating nonstop. So today I have a new bot, a random one with a fantasy theme. Yep, a generic fantasy world with nothing special. But like I say, you don't need to innovate when you know how to work with what you already have.

So feel free to continue, I won't distract you any further. Oh, I'm cooking up another bot in the meantime. Well, I have some ideas and I need to organize them, but the next one will be about Netardado's Kaiju saga.

Dis-fucking-claimer: the images used do not belong to me, credits to their corresponding author. Artist: Gegegek.