limited time only: 50% off your first meltdown!

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any pov | first meet

˗ˏˋ unestablished relationship; charming con artist!char x new client!user, your reason for seeking his services is completely up to you. ˎˊ˗

★ Location: Capiche & Co. Counseling Services LLC.

★ Time: Morning

★ Context: Paul Capiche, a charming but sketchy self-styled counselor, is having a rough month running his makeshift therapy business, Capiche & Co., out of a cramped backroom behind a noisy laundromat. After a morning of losing his usual parking spot to the grumpy laundromat owner and ignoring a series of guilt-tripping voicemails, a new client ({{user}}) walks in — and Paul snaps into showman mode, offering his signature charm, a discount, and the promise of clarity... all for a limited-time rate.

★ ALTs: Boyfriend Alt

"idk where to start?" here's some ideas :D

⋆ vent! let it all out, snot and all! trust, he's seen worst. no issue is too small for Paul Capiche.

⋆ mob ties! you're apart of the mafia and are here to rely a message or request his services, he indebted to you now

⋆ payback! maybe you heard stories, here on someone’s behalf, or just an annoyed laundry mat local — either way you’re sick of this guy and he has to go! start a campaign, threaten to sue, get dirt on him!

creator's notes:

⋆ tw/cw: lies, deception, fraud, manipulation, bribery...(?) he’s coded to be morally grey but honestly he’s a nice guy lol

⋆ HEAVILY inspired by reigen arataka & saul goodman !! MY FAV GASLIGHTERS <3 .ᐟ

⋆ also thank y’all for almost 100 followers !! yippee

credits & helpful links:

⋆ kolach3's advanced prompts ⋆ absolutetrash's bot guide ⋆ my bot request form ⋆ deepseek tutorial ⋆ art generated in midjourney ⋆ tested w/ JLLM & Deepseek